Dunno 'bout that, but the path through the mines was quite irregular, wasn’t it?
Would more roughage help?
Does pipeweed have fiber in it?
Must I remind you, “This, too, shall pass?”
Did he have to read the eldritch prunes by moonlight?
Does moonlight become you?
Doesn’t the silvery moonlight match my hair?
You still have hair?
Well, it may be thin in spots, but yeah, and a beard; how 'bout you?
Exactly which type of beard are we talking?
Wouldn’t that be the kind that grows on my face?
Couldn’t it be the kind that grows on my face?
Would the bearded professor bristle if accused of telling a bald face lie?
Technically, men can grow two beards, whereas women generally can only grow one, except in the circus – am I right?
Why is everybody wigging out?
Perhaps they’re conditioned to do so?
Are we splitting hairs now?
Are we supposed to just curl up and dye?
Could you at least cut it short?
Perhaps it’s time for a bedtime story – does anyone know any good pig tales?