Or should we shave 'em for later?
Hold on, a dog ate moustache – should I follow him around with a plastic baggie for a few days?
Are you afraid of the hair of the dog that bit him?
Gillette that beard grow some more?
Rasta matter, no can do?
So now you dread locks?
With or without the bagel?
Is that like the song that goes, “Bagel, bagel, bagel, I made it out of clay?”
Where can you get a good rabbi steak around here?
Didja know the Kents were Jewish, and the Ma always went around saying “My son, Clark, well, he’s wonderful, nu? he’s marvelous, eh? he’s Superb, oy?”
What did I miss?
Miss America? Mississippi? Swiss Miss?
Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?
Idaho, but Alaska?
Did you hear about that rainstorm near Los Angeles and how the rain came down in Torrance?
Rain? What’s that? 
Isn’t it a kind of liquid snow?
I thought rain was liquid steam?
Isn’t that the kind of rain where it tried to fall but it mist?
While we’re at it, do meteorologists hail taxis?