Does the weather girl wear red, orange or yellow when there’s a Warm Front approaching?
Doesn’t she carry an umbrella?
Does she look cute with a bumbershoot?
Or maybe she looks cute at Bumbershoot?
Or with the crew at Bonnaroo?
Who, J Crew?
Or maybe J-Lo?
You mean she with the fat butt?
Isn’t that butt insured for like a million dollars?
Is it insured by the pound?
Would you like to pound that butt?
Wouldn’t that be kick-ass?
Yeah, but wouldn’t her hubby, Marc Anthony, kick your ass?
Wasn’t he married to Cleopatra? 
Didn’t you know he made an asp of himself and moved on?
Hold on…did I miss something about Cleopatra’s big asp?
Did she need someone to viper vindows?
Did she tie a boa in her hair?
Anaconda made of stone-uh?
King Tut!
Didn’t a boa have a crush on her?