Did she tie a yellow bow around the ol’ baobab tree?
Must we attempt to adder some hissterical snake puns?
Actually I was branching out into tree puns, but maybe I should leaf those alone?
:smack: Fir certain, wooden I know that?
So instead of us making asps of ourselves, we’re making ashes of ourselves?
It certainly beats pinin’ for the fjords, acacia didn’t know?
Do yew know if Spruce Wayne is secretly Batmahogany, and if so who are his larch-enemies?
Willow yew be oak-ay with my not knowing that answer?
Oh, isn’t it a case of maple I am or maple not?
Since when can trees type?
Since their roots got into the finger systems?
Is a dogwood’s bark worse than its bite?
Anyone else getting sycamore and more of these stupid puns?
Sycamore puns? Do yew knotty pine fir more?
Come, noble fir, if you sago would we not to a mango? Is it in your arborvitae to sassafras bunch of son-of-a-beech puns? If we plum for more would you sumac and maple?
Way to use up all the tree puns, eh?
Bet he’s bushed after that one, eh?
Wood we get to the root of our problem with less birching, and more branching out?
Do you knot know by now I wood just shrub off such comments?
Did you intend tuber so greedy with all the puns?