Why don’t I just start a new page, hmm?
Will this allegedly new page have questions on it?
Doesn’t that depend on user contributions?
Must the questions have any particular characteristics?
Will Donald Sterling depend on contributions to pay the fine to the NBA?
Who gives a shit? 
Must I refer to my “Tracks, Scat and Signs” guide?
Isn’t that an offal reference tool?
That’s an offal way to tell a black bear from a grizzly, ain’t it?
Which one’s Winnie the Poo?
Where does Kanga poo?
Does fecal matter?
Are you sewer you are privy to this information?
CAN you trust me with it?
How many of its depths have you already plumbed: the first? the second? the turd?
Don’t you know, the fart-er we go with these puns, the smellier they will get?
The shit you say?
Is this fresh new page about crap or what?
What?
Have you ever Metamucil that you didn’t like?