It all comes out okay in the end, dunnit?
Only if you quit while you’re on the head?
Are these our regular questions?
Should I Preparation H some more?
Was the “hmm” at the end of this page’s first question abbreviation for “hemorrhoid”?
Do you see how these questions pile up?
Who knew we could be so flush with questions?
Did you hear about the kid who ate some coins and sat on the toilet until a quarter past?
But aren’t toilets a dime a dozen?
But aren’t urinals tougher since they won’t take any shit?
Are you feeling discommoded?
What hit the fan?
Do Koreans believe that sleeping next to a fan will still kill you if the shit hits it?
Depends how much shit, doesn’t it?
Do you like to move it, move it?
warning: change of topic here
Is the One-Word-Backward-Story dead, with my post dealing the final death blow?
Was that a gentle reminder?
Maybe it’s only mostly dead?
How about an idea for the next story: each poster may add one, two, or three words?
Isn’t this a shameless, self-promoting plug?
(You’re my kinda guy/gal)