Was that supposed to be witty?
Could you have come up with something better?
What is your definition of “better”?
Were you dropped on your head as an infant?
Whoa, that’s a bit harsh, innit?
Doesn’t the shoe fit?
Didn’t you ask about his head, not his feet?
Head, feet…what’s the difference? Both smell, right?
I presume you know they “smell” in different ways, right?
You mean it’s not normal to pick up scents with your toes?
… Should I see a doctor?
Why are you making such a big deal of this?
Don’t you think everybody should have a hobby?
Wasn’t that Jeffrey Dahmer’s defense?
That was more of a criminally psychotic compulsion than a hobby, wasn’t it?
Isn’t a hobby a kind of horse?
Didn’t you know a horse is a horse, of course, of course?
Would you be willing to bet your life on that?
How about just your ass?
If I did that, where would I sit?
Do you really want to leave yourself open like that?