Are you talkin’ to me?
Are… you… talkin’… to me?
You see anyone else here?
Does anybody see what I see?
What took you so long to answer?
You asked me to see, didn’t you, not say?
Are you trying to be cute?
Am I succeeding?
Why, who’s next in line for the throne?
Well, jeez, it’s still the Prince of Wales, isn’t it?
Why do the Welsh put all those silly consonants in their words?
Isn’t it obvious that they stole them from the Irish and haven’t learned how to use them properly yet?
Why can’t they just speak English like civilized people?
Do you know any civilised people they could learn from?
Why don’t the Welsh and Irish both just start a thread here?
Do you mean start a thread together, or separate threads?
You think they could agree even on that?
Can’t we at least hope for a miracle?
Wouldn’t a miracle be a Welshman passing by a sheep without trying to knock it up?
Isn’t there a great Hal Briston joke somewhere in there?
Haven’t we each already thought of one… or six?