Isn’t that a question for… Cecil?
Doesn’t Cecil know everything?
Hasn’t he already answered that one though?
Do the pigeons have Pigeon Sisters?
Don’t you know we cam home last night (Wednesday night) to a day-old baby pigeon on our balcony and a second one due to hatch today?
Wow, how blessed are you?
Only half-blessed, because would you believe it looks like one egg hasn’t made it? 
May I offer my condolences?
Wouldn’t cash be better?
Is there a “Pigeon Paypal Account” set up?
Would a charity telethon be possible?
Why not?
Will Cecil host?
Is Jerry Lewis available?
Wouldn’t a big-name star be more suitable?
hic A missing pigeon egg? burp Why is everyone staring at me?
Did Buddha Dave just post a recipe for parmesan poached pigeon eggs on pita?
You mean I was supposed to cook it first?
Are you drinking a glass of raw eggs “Rocky style”?
Do you have any idea how disgusting that still is?