And dangerous, right?
Must I apologize and add a disclaimer: “Am Not Advising Anyone to Seriously Drink Raw Eggs, And Especially NOT Sam’s Beloved Pigeon Eggs” ? 
Are da widdle baby pijjies gonna hatch in his tum-tum, Mommy?
Will pigeons fly outta his ass?
Why is eating raw eggs considered disgusting, but not sushi?
Must I worry that posters will think we’re advising them to raid Sam’s goldfish bowl also?
Have you SEEN the size of the goldfish in Thailand?
Are they koi-lossal?
Do you have a scale big enough?
Are we getting hooked on fish puns now?
Should our motto then be “Caviar emptor: Let the punsters beware”?
Does your Tin Lizzy car horn go, “BELUGA?”
Don’t loud car horns give you a splitting haddock?
Aren’t we just asking for the halibut?
Do you really doubt I have a porpoise?
If the haddock was from an ax in the head, shouldn’t I go see a sturgeon?
Wouldn’t that be a whale of a story?
An ax to the head? When you coulda used a hammerhead?
When? Three o’clock shark?
:: Rhetorical. Rhetorical. Ah-OOO-gah! ::