What if we refuse to pander to your meandering to the refuse?
Are you aware of SDMB Rule 15376, found in ATMB, which explicitly states: refusal to pander to scatological meandering is a violation punishable by instant and permanent banning?
<sobs> I’m new and only up to Rule 804, so can’t you give me a break?
A break? Where would you like it?
… *heavy sigh *…Will everyone now be running in here demanding their “fecal phonetic exemption?”
What about fart puns? Especially since I know which way the wind is blowing?
Buddha, There’s no stopping you in whatever direction you’re going to ask questions, but are you aware that “talking to God on the porcelain phone” referred to upchucking?
Are you aware that I’ve been to college and therefore have intimate familiarity with such things? 
Graduate Buddha, are you fighting my ignorance again?
Who can withstand him when he cries “Gautama way!”?
Vita Beata, I’ve *been to *the hospital so I guess that means you’ll be addressing me as Doctor?
Doctor Kat, Is the Professor enlightening us with sage questions?
You have sage questions? Why not ask Rosemary?
Isn’t Rosemary in the hospital after trying to nurse her spawn?
eta/ Excuse me, that should be Dr. Rosemary
I’ve been gone for 5 1/2 hrs–what are you people ON? Got any more?
Aren’t we all having a good thyme?
Is Burpo pars-leying our queries?
First shouldn’t we determine whether Burpo has ever *been to *a church?
If he hasn’t, should we rectory-fy the situation?
Aren’t you the one who was confessing to hanging onto the “sacramental baptismal font” a few hours ago?