What about Wheel of Fortune?
May I buy a vowel?
A-E-I-O-U: May I give you the PayPal account for Vita’s Veritable Victory Vowel Values?
Did you know there’s a vowel loophole (per H&R Block) and you can receive more money just by adding one part-time letter?
Did you know that every time you make a typo, the errorists win?
Is the NSA checking your spelling?
Wouldn’t that be a job for NASA, not NSA?
Was that a typo? Did the terrorists win?
Don’t you know, it’s a never-ending drama with no winners or losers?
Did you know there’s an app for losers developed by Yura Sawrias?
So, they’re the appaloosas?
Didja hear about the elephant dentist from Tuscaloosa?
But are you going back again in six months?
Are you a Marxist with Groucho tendencies?
Are you a Grouch because there’s Oscar on your face?
Just how Wilde was Oscar?
Wasn’t it said he was the picture of debauchery?
What does the field of men’s clothing have to do with anything?
If you don’t haberdasher, do you hab anything at all?
Are cummerbunds sold at a cummerbundery?