Are you an up and cummerbunderer?
What’s wrong with doggy style?
Don’t you think they go overboard with the rhinestone collars and rain boots?
Are they into leather?
Don’t you know we’ve gone far afield when we’re all either studs or bitches?
Doesn’t Facebook now allow you to state that you’re neither, or both?
Are you expecting a LIKE for that post?
Doesn’t it sound like he wants more of a LICK?
Doggy style, leather, LICK…you’re a persistent little sucker, aren’t you? 
Don’t you know that military coups make me feel all randy?
And how is Randy handling that?
Wouldn’t I rather have Randi?
Can beggars be choosers during a coup?
I thought buggerers couldn’t be choosers?
Maybe we should assk them?
What are you, some sort of buttinsky?
Don’t you know Russian can be painful?
Did I ever tell you about the girl who asked me if I was Russian, but I said no, I was taking my time?
Did you know I can laugh with a bar of soap in my mouth?
Are you sure that’s a bar of soap?