Don’t you mean pantomime pony?
Are you a clothes horse?
If I’m not but said yes, would that mean I’m a clothesline?
Do I look like a lady who would deter gents from lying?
So, are you a bleach blonde?
Are you calling me a Cloroxy moron?
Aren’t you more of an Oxy Doll?
Why, don’t you know All your comments are false and I’m Purex the driven snow?
What do you expect to Gain from that Bold statement?
Am I out of line if I ask you to Cheer when I speak?
Would Robert Downy Jr think so?
I Woolite to see some thread Dreft now, wouldn’t you?
If the Tide’s turning, would you give it your All or be Wisked away?
Would we have to swallow a lot of lyes?
Well, like K’OH - didn’t you know that, Homer?
Is that Homer Khayyam, the owner of the Ruby Yacht?
Is that where he dropped his pearls of wisdom from?
Wasn’t he the one who wrote that Tom Petty song, “Don’t Corundum Here No More”?
And “The Moving Finger Writes, And Have Writ, Is Arrested For Graffiti”?
Wasn’t that one a rough cut above the others?
EDIT: Are we off on two tangents now?