Neil Diamond’s wise mouth and roaming thumb almost got him a petty misdemeanor - how is that more than one tangent?
Isn’t George Hamilton one tan gent?
Should I admit I reary don’t have ecru?
Scooby-Doo, is that you?
Did you know that Casey Kasem, the voice of Shaggy, is currently IN MY COUNTY!?
[It’s blowing my mind. I grew up listening to him]
Doesn’t everybody have to be somewhere?
If you let it be me, would your somewhere become my wherever you are?
Don’t you know that no matter where you go, there you are?
Did you work at Yoyodyne, too?
Are you laughing while you can, Monkey Boy?
Are you talking about Rich Monkey Boy, or your standard non-bald found-in-the-jungle young male monkey?
Could it be the Cambodian jungle girl?
Or the offspring of Tarzan and Cheetah?
Did it escape your attention that Cheetah was a cheater and had a son called Elephant Man?
Did you know that a crow is a four-letter bird?
Aren’t you a mynace to society?
How 'bout swan more for the road (as long as it’s not that swill that tastes like petrel)?
Are you high as a kite?
Are we hawking bird puns from heron out?
Are you expressing your egret over the fact we’re not talking about tits?