Would you like to sail to the islets of Langerhans?
Shouldn’t you have typed eyelets, Mr. MakeMeLookUpLangerhans?
Double?
Bravo to the Professor!
Must we protest our immunity to your attempted endocrination of those Islets of Langerhans?
Did you know, my friend used to believe the Medulla Oblongata was in Bangladesh?
Is that the same person who asped if Medusa was an Irish copperhead with bangs?
Would this be a good time for a Python joke?
Perhaps we should share Perls of wisdom?
While I may be on the Fritz, are we acquiring and maintaining meaningful perceptions in an apparently chaotic world?
Is there any Spam in it?
Or phish?
What do spies wear, anyway?
What’s wrong with trenchcoats and dark glasses?
Why is this strange image flashing before my eyes?
Did you need a microscope to see it? 
Maybe I can forego the equipment if I squint really hard?
Would all you gentlemen and ladies kindly look right here for a moment at this flashing light?
Why? Did you wrap Christmas twinklers around your winkie?
I think Prof’s referring to Men In Black, who are of course entirely ficti…umm, who am I? What was I going to say?
How should we know?