Want me to hold him down and you can peek?
Are we playing Doctor now?
Yes. Would you please hand me the pliers?
Two ply?
Can two ply at this game?
Plying with questions, are we now?
Well, then don’t we need a straight-backed chair and a huge spotlight?
Won’t a refractive laser do just as well?
Couldn’t you put an eye out with that?
Are you implying his body is not celestial?
Wouldn’t the odds be astronomical?
What’s your sign anyway?
Can’t you tell I’m a Capricornicopia?
Does anyone else read that as Californication?
Do you have Flea envy?
Maybe I’m just living on The Edge?
Does a hand beat a sock in rock poker?
Do you have a Jumpin’ Jack Flush?
Hah - do you think you can beat this Iron Maiden’s Aces High flush with your Jacks?
If I stole Queen Elizabeth’s toilet, would that give me a royal flush?