Are you confusing our card game with craps?
Alea iacta est?
You put where in the what now?
Maybe a square peg in a round hole?
Or a triangular peg in a pentagonal hole?
Did the Pentagon cross the Rubicon?
Did Dorothy REALLY have red shoes?
Weren’t they silver in the book?
Didn’t the Lone Ranger wore silver slippers?
If his horse was in evening wear, would he yell “High-heeled Silver, Away!”?
Dare I ask what “Kemosabe” means?
Isn’t in an Ojibwe term for “Peeping Tom”?
Did you know Tonto’s horse Scout was a purebred Akhal-Tekke mare named Lady Godiva?
What was the name of Lady Godiva’s horse?
Did you know there is no way in hell I’m telling ya’ll the first name that popped into my head?
Doesn’t every schoolboy know her horse’s name was Aethenoth?
So, umm, how did Aethenoth feel about having a crack in his back?
Didn’t he give her a withering look and tell her not to be so neighborly?
Was Lady Godiva’s only gawker a man named Tom, thusly coining the term “Peeping Tom”?
Is that how you heard the story, too?