I thought it meant people were talking turkey…doesn’t it?
<sorry to be a hog, but I am compelled to justify myself this morning>
Did you know one of the side effects of antihistamine is a laisse faire attitude toward sentence structure and spelling and grammar?
Do you know my Grammar lives in Alabama?
Does she have a banjo on her knee?
Or maybe just water on the knee?
Is that a knee-jerk reaction?
If I ask who’s jerking around here, would a show of hands be possible?
Should they first take off their pants and jack it?
I had Applejacks for breakfast, does that count?
Would that depend on how you do it?
Is that appropriate for jackin’ the beanstalk?
Might it be the cream of the crop?
Did you know Reverend Sylvester Graham invented Graham crackers to curb sexual impulses?
And what did his children think of that?
What children?
Will you be here all week and should we be sure to tip our waitress?
Have you tried the veal?
Is everybody at a party I wasn’t invited to? 
Didn’t you receive a hand-delivered invitation written on the finest Persian parchment?
By hand-delivered, do you mean those two guys in suits riding bicycles?