Who could gainsay him?
Must I admit I had to look up the definition for “gainsay” on your 17,000th post!?!
Does that make you illiterate or innumerate?
Wouldn’t it be boaring if you were?
Aren’t we slaughtering the puns now?
Aren’t we all verbal acr-abattoirs?
“Butcher ass we are” is all I’m slayin’, if you get my drift?
If I lift the rift in your drift will you be miffed?
If it’s you shifting my drift with your riffed gift, how could I be?
But what about green eggs and ham?
Are you faithful, one hundred per cent?
Who?
Mayzie the answer will come to you?
Can I tell you after I return from Palm Beach?
You’re going to leave me in this tree while you sunbathe?
Do they allow nude sunbathing in Florida?
I thought they required it?
Ever wear a bikini atoll?
Should wise cracks regarding thongs be allowed?
If it suits you, why not?