Shall I pack my birthday suit and go to Florida?
Is that Aventura nude man should make?
Would you get a Pat answer in Ireland?
Is that even germane to our discussion?
Do you want a frank answer?
If Frankfurters come from Frankfurt, and Hamburgers come from Hamburg, and Berliners come from Berlin…what comes from Bonn?
Or Lahore?
Would not Bonnets come from Bonn, and la hors d’oeuvres from Lahore?
Do you remember the Kingston Trio song that started “Look at them hore doovers, ain’t they neat?”?
Are you referring to Mason Williams’ Them Poems?
That ends “Little piece of cheese, little piece of meat?”
[Thank you, Prof! I couldn’t remember if the word was neat or sweet. And I didn’t know Mason Williams wrote it. I just recall hearing it on my dad’s Kingston Trio LP.]
Did you know I have a crush on your brain? 
Could you hum a few bars?
Do you realize that even my humming could destroy your eardrums beyond repair?
So you’re a good hummer, eh?
DO GUYS EVER THINK OF ANYTHING BUT SEX? 
(are rhetorical questions allowed?)
Would phone sex give you hearing aids?
What?
WOULD PHONE SEX GIVE YOU HEARING AIDS? xxx
Are you imitating Garrett Morris?