Why an island? Why not a peni[n]sula?
How long would it have to be to be functional?
I thought size didn’t matter?
Isn’t this a great New Yorker cover?: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/culture/cuneo-weiner-cover.jpg
Is that penis envy gone wild?
You don’t think that’s penisillin in that needle, do you?
He did rise to the occasion, don’t you think?
But after climbing that skyscraper, doesn’t he eventually have to…go down?
Didn’t he already demonstrate he had no staying power?
Side Note: Weiner’s office has already become a tourist attraction. When we took the tour of Washington two years ago, the guide pointed out where his window was.
Come again?
Was it good for you, too?
Did something happen and I missed it?
Did you blink prematurely?
When will the photos be posted to Facebook?
Did it happen if there are no pictures?
Would you like a replay?
In slow motion?
Can you hold up your end?
Do I get to choose which end to hold up?
Would it help if I closed my eyes?