Does the word penectomy ring any balls, I mean bells?
Wouldn’t that be too horrible to cocktemplate?
There’s a standard pattern for those things?
Modesty forbids, huh?
Should I be revealing my shortcomings?
That depends - do I need a magnifying glass or a microscope?
Say, are you lying in wait for me?
Why - do you see a gorgeous babe in the woods holding a microscope?
Are you peering in my window at night, which would be dangerous since I’m on the sixth floor?
Do you think he uses his telescope for non-astronomical purposes?
Like Ian Anderson and his flute?
Is this a new definition of cyborg?
Are you suggesting cymbals to accompany the flute?
Oh, are you calling me cymbal-minded? Or would you stoop cello?
Sigh…why do these music discussions always result in violins?
This strings a bell…didn’t you pitch a fit about this yesterday?
Voila! Is it a vile vial of viola villainy?
Masterfully spoken, good sir…care to take oboe?
Wouldn’t it be more fun to castanet over him and drag him off?
Like Hamlet, isn’t the real question “Tuba, or not Tuba?”