To get to the other side?
Are you in a fowl mood, my little chickadee?
You wanna be punched for that line?
Is it your judy to keep us in hand, my little puppet?
(What a groaner. I need more coffee)
Do I hear Cary Grant calling?
Is he the one on the $50 bill?
Isn’t that Benjamin Franklin Pierce?
The inventor of the luxury automobile?
Wasn’t he an Avenger?
You mean those guys who go through the dumpsters?
Isn’t Iron Man sort of a walking dumpster?
Are you talking trash again?
Does he sound down in the dumps?
Is that my chicken dumpling chiming in?

If the aliens stole one of our landfills, would it be accurate to say they took a dump on our planet?
If Burpo were here, would he say "Pooh on that!?
You said it as well as I ever could, didn’t ya?
It’s a messy job, but someone’s gotta do it, eh?
Do you doo-doo on the loo?
Did you forget to take your nappy?