Can you imagine I say “sorry for the interruption?” What did I miss? Shouldn’t I still be sitting Shiva? Isn’t it lucky that “Shiva will not be sat” is not an expression, because people would start giggling when they try to say it? Am I glad I’m here, and appreciate the virtual community, and apologise, for darkening the tone, only momentarily, I hope?
What’s in your pants this time, Leo? 
Or is he just happy to see us?
Is everyone here happy to see Leo, or are we pointing at the booger in his moustache?
Pointing with … what, exactly?
I’ve finished slamming the cat into the wall - do you want to borrow my laser pen?
Do you have a Taser instead?
If I gave you my Taser, how would I get the cat to sleep tonight?
Swing it around by the tail until it’s dizzy?
They’re supposed to have tails?
Isn’t A Tail of Two Kitties rather a famous book?
Weren’t those kitties just minor details?
What, they weren’t fully grown?
Is it true that you’ve named the kittens John, Paul, George and Ringette?
Who was your favorite Beatle?
Was it Herbie, the Love Bug?
Ever wonder how ladybugs reproduce?
They’re courted by manlybugs?
But aren’t manleybugs a separate species?
Are you one of those sign-carrying anti-cross-species-breeding people?