For just being pranked, I’m semi-okay - how are you?
Someone planked you? Is it on YouTube?
Isn’t everything?
Picture me holding a sign, “I’m not crazy or talking to myself. Posts are being yanked”, OK?
Are you certain you’re not talking to yourself? 
(Yes, I saw 'em too… mods must be busy today)
Why, what happened, did we get spammed?
If I tell you, will you pick up my security box containing $69 million and invest it for me?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
^ Shouldn’t “pope” be capitalized?
How do you know he meant that Pope?
Well, you didn’t do it, did you?
How many popes do we have running around here?
It’s been a long day; I’m poped, aren’t you?
Maybe you could hit the showers if you have any of that pope on a rope I’ve heard about?
I’m too poped to make this a question, so I’ll just cheat?
How many Hail Marys do you have to say to make up for that?
If given the opportunity, would you poop in the Pope’s hat?
Wouldn’t I have a shit-eating grin after that?
Is that from the new viral video, 2 Popes 1 Mitre?
Wasn’t it 2 Pails and 1 Mary?