Would you like to find out?
Sure, what’s your Skype number?
Can’t that wait 'til later?
But isn’t he at his “peak” right now?
Are you pontificating?
How can I be more Pope-ular?
Why are you here?
Because this is Earth, where else would we be?
Would that be out of this world?
Did someone between posts 8003/8004 disappear?
If I told you no, would you hold it against me?
Why would you want to hold the Pope against you?
So I can sing “I Believe in Miracles”?
Whoa, was that spontaneous combustion?
Slight sulfurous smell, wouldn’t you say?
Who has soap and Elmer’s?
Who has Elmer’s what?
Haven’t you heard of Elmer’s Papal Bull?
Was he the pope they named St. Elmer’s Fire after?
Do I smell beef cooking?