It’s not Friday, is it?
Which Friday – Jack Webb, Dan Aykroyd, or Ed O’Neill?
Friday’s name was Wilson, wasn’t it?
He was a soccer ball?
Isn’t it more politically correct to say “rectangularly-challenged”?
Is anyone here following the World Cup?
What’s IN the cup?
Yeah, and who put it there?
And is there enough for everyone?
Isn’t it Gatorade?
Who squeezed the gator?
Is that the same as flogging the camel?
Is that what you youngsters call “smoking,” nowadays?
Heh, would you like to know what Thai-bargirl slang for “smoking” means?
Any chance it’s NSFW?
Well, can you think of some other oral activity that doesn’t involve cigarettes?
Uh… whistling?
Is that an oral argument, Your Honor?
Does anyone else remember the federal judge who got disbarred because he never wore pants under his robe?
Was his name Donald Duck?