Do you know the meaning of Madonna’s song “Hanky Panky” where she sings: “Some girls they like candy, others like to grind”?
So some like a nice grinder?
What about a hoagie?
What toppings do you like on your hoagie?
What do you want on your Tombstone?
“Where Did She Go?”
Aw, did I miss today’s spammer again? 
I’ll be your spammer - hello?
Are they getting zapped like a game of Space Invaders?
Frankly, Zappo - do the mods give a damn?
(about spammers. I’m certainly not slammin’ mods!)
How come spammers never sell spam?
How much spam would a spammer have to sell to be considered a spam spammer?
Do you know I have fond memories of Spamburgers, which are very popular in Hawaii?
So, the moral is never spam sham Spam to Siam Sam?
Would it hurt to offer Sam a sample sham Spam, just in case he likes it?
Don’t they have Spurkey over there?
Is that a regional variant of turducken?
Are there also Spicken, Spoysters and Sputton?
Sputton! Can’t I have some roast leg of slamb please?
What about spajitas, with fresh sponions and spalapeño speppers?