Will you serve spalsa and spaps with those spajitas?
Wouldn’t you prefer some nice homemade spuacamole?
You know, there really IS Spicken?
Have I been whooshed?
Don’t you mean spamooshed?
Didja know a spamoose once bit my sister?
Did you have to call a spambulance?
What does that look like in my rear-view mirror?
Why, is your rear where all that Spam ends up on you?
How can you tell when he’s wearing so much spamdex?
That’s not something you really wanna see, is it?
Do you even have to ask?
Pix or GTFO?
Isn’t there always a big “But …”?
Does this put the maximus in gluteus?
Shouldn’t that be on a warning label or something?
Like, “This is not a toy. Do not put it on your head”?
Am I the Mutt with the Butt?
Isn’t that better than being the Poodle with the Noodle?
Is there more than one answer to that?