Don’t you sometimes have to be cruel to be kind?
Do kind knitters do crewel?
Needles to say, yarn’t you taking this too seriously?
You mean like a yarngasm at a quilting bee?
Square did you get that idea?
Maybe I just knit my brow and came up with it?
How did you missspell nit, er nicht, I mean knit?
If you took your handicraft to a baseball game, would you stand at the beginning and sing, “Crochet can you see…”?
Should I admit that I thought about coming up with a knitting pun, but decided that I don’t give a darn?
Sweater 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer is up to you, isn’t it?
Just so the cops don’t make you pullover.
Isn’t that sentence missing a certain punctuation mark?
As I meant to say, is it okay as long as the cops don’t make you pullover?
How many kits could a nitwit knit if a nitwit would knit kits?
How many times can we chime in and prime these sublime rhymes?
Don’t you realize you have me on pins and needles?
Wouldn’t that be rather painful?
How many thorns has Aragorn borne?
Was the War of the Roses the original Game of Thorns?
Was the Hundred Years’ War the original Game of Crones?