And medieval sieges the original Hunger Games?
Did not King Arthur and His Round Table eat Spam a lot?
Wasn’t the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table Sir Cumference, who acquired his size from too much pi?
Was he ever tempted to nibble on Sir Loin of Beef?
Wasn’t another hungry knight Sir Feit?
Were there very many sleepless knights in King Arthur’s castle?
Are you inferring that they came a lot?
Isn’t it rumored that Lance’s lance was called Notusedalot?
Was that the origin of Dark Knight Rises?
Maybe, or was it the inspiration for Rick Mitchell’s Half Staff?
So he was going off half-cocked?
Can you imagine a tiny rooster going “cock a doodle doo”?
Don’t you know I’d have to choke that chicken?
Are ya askin’ for a spankin’, Monkey Boy?
Shouldn’t you come to grips with that?
So it’s come to fisticuffs, has it?
Or fur-lined handcuffs?
Should we bring out the Gimp?
Would we have to win one for the Gimper?
Is it time to ask, “What the Sam Hill?”!?