Questions Only

How’s Grandmother doing?

Haven’t you seen her lately?

Did she move out from the coffin?

Are we talking zombies now?

Oh, man, does it always have to come back to zombies these days?

What’s the rumpus?

Some kind of friendly, very furry mammal, I’m guessing…?

Or possibly a Coen Brothers movie quote?

Are we out of questions?

Is that even possible?

Have you no imagination at all?

I’m sorry, were you asking me that?

How many times do you expect me to repeat myself?

Well, can you tell what number I’m thinking of?

42?

Isn’t that number the answer to the ultimate question, you know, about “life, the universe and everything”?

Are you not in Kansas anymore?

What’s wrong with Kansas?

Ummm, have you ever actually been there?

Can’t I just read a book about it?