Wouldn’t the plot be rather flat?
I wonder if Bob Dole would laugh at these jokes?
Or would he do the Zen one-armed clap?
Why wouldn’t he?
If you hadn’t asked that question, would he have answered it?
Does he have psychic powers or something?
Are you stupid enough to even believe in “psychic powers”?
Should we ask the ouija board?
Why don’t we just go biblical and cast lots?
Why was the Biblical Lot called “a righteous man” when he offered his two underaged daughters up for a gang bang?
Aren’t there more pressing theological disputes we ought to be addressing here?
Why does God think we’ll believe that ALL the animals in the hole erf fit into that giant wooden box that an old man built over a period of 120 years?
Couldn’t God do whatever He wanted, being all omnipotent ‘n’ shit?
Could god create a boulder too heavy for him to lift?
Why is it that when I read “omnipotent” I understand it as “impotent in all things”?
Are you mildly dyslexic?
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Aren’t all posts supposed to be in English?
Who made you a junior mod?