Do I get all her bathing suits?
If you get them, what shall she wear?
Isn’t that exactly what all you guys are wishing for? 
I wished for a puppy and got a cold – so should I wish for the flu to get a kitten?
What should you wish for to get some pussy?
Distemper?
…of yours might get you in trouble someday, don’tcha think?
Is Trouble really someone’s middle name?
It’s mine so don’t mess with it, okay?
CheshireTroubleKat? Am I having a stroke?
Is it really any of my business what you do with your hands?
Christ, you ARE trouble, ain’tcha?
::runs from room::
Or other parts of his body?
Wimpin’ out, huh?
I’m not here; I ran from the room; can’tcha read?
If she has a twin, is that Double Trouble?
Are they (double) minty?
(Mmmmm…minty)
Is Cheshire Troublemint Kat secretly Lolcat?
Who’s chewing their gums in here?
I know! Wanna play “Let’s All Talk At Once”?