Why, would you like to whisker away?
Therein hangs a tail, eh?
Tail who?
Pin the tail on the paper ass?
Tip the pail of the shapely lass? Spin the tale of a caper past? Skin the male in the crepey dress? What?
If a ferry tails a river barge, does everyone live happily ever after?
That depends…does the barge have a large derrick?
Large Derek – isn’t that the marionette who’s a 12-inch pianist?
Can it play the Alfred Hitchcock theme by Gounod?
Can anyone?
Did Alfred Hitchcock go into a frenzy when the birds attacked his family plot?
Was he gasping for breath when he climbed those 39 steps?
Was the Trouble with Harry that he had Vertigo?
Was that psycho Marnie the one who was notorious for throwing Mr. and Mrs. Smith out of the rear window of their apartment?
Did they then fall into a lifeboat?
Was there a pun fight at the OK Corral with Alfred “Wild Bill” Hitchcock?
Wasn’t there a Suspicion that Rebecca Dialed M for Murder, or was there no Shadow of a Doubt?
Would only the Shadow know?
So what evil is lurking in your heart?
Are you descending to the depths of hadi hadi ho?