Can we keep it clean, please?
Don’t you hate it when sheep spontaneously explode?
Should we wash it with Woolite?
Did you know the reason Scotsmen wear kilts is because sheep can hear zippers?
Aren’t you the guy who raises deaf sheep?
Doesn’t anyone else have a shrink ray?
Did you hear about the renegade Scotsman who was arrested for having carnal relations with sheep?
He’s currently on the lamb.
That joke’s funny, but what’s this about a shrink ray? Is something too big?
Maybe he’s talking about fish – you know, a miniature version of the manta ray?
There’s fish? Is it fresh?
Have you a hankerin’ for sushi?
Did Charlie the Tuna send me?
Didn’t Charlie have too high of a mercury content?
Did you think you could reel me in with a line like that?
Did you think I was too pole-lite to bait you?
What’s the net worth?
Are you doing this on porpoise?
Have you ever gone in for marine massage: you know, rolfin’ with a dolphin?
I’ve been pelted with smelt - does that count?
Whew, who smells of smelt?