Can you hear the herd of heifers?
Guess who doesn’t get any home-made-from-scratch blueberry scones warm from the oven and slathered with butter?
(that would be the people calling me a stinky heifer)
'ere, is that rat-tart?
May we still have the raspberry scones? :o
Where does she find time to bake?
Under the clock?
Trade you some cinnamon scones for some banana pudding?
Is it home-made banana pudding with Vanilla Wafers, perfectly ripe bananas with meringue on top?
Are you familiar with the Keebler elves (no meringue) recipe?
Are you aware that “no meringue” is a crime punishable by death?
Is that the famed doom of the Boom Meringue?
Is that related to the Creeping Custard of Caerbannog?
Speaking of death–guess how many Keebler elves are added to the recipe?
Half as many as in a regular recipe?
Wouldn’t that be half as flavorful?
That depends - what half are you using?
My doctor said I should restrict Keebler elves from my diet (too high in cholesterol) – can you substitute Rivendell elves instead?
Anything for you, mon frere; got a conversion table? How many Rivendells per Keebler?
Does Elrond know about all this?
Who do you think started eating Keebler elves in the first place?