Am I detecting Cho Chang’in the queries over to Harry Potter?
Can we go back to Steppenwolf instead?
What did you step in?
Oh dear, was that your Shih Tzu?
Are you familiar with the Society for Higher Intellectual Thought?
Huh?
Don’t be shy - you’re a charter member, aren’t you?
Wait, what’s this about naked Hermione?
Isn’t that what Harry Potter said?
Didn’t Harry have the hots for Ginny Weasley?
What about Harry and Rita Skeeter (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)?
No winking and nudging over Luna Lovegood?
Did Lovegood love well?
Did Dedalus Diggle ask these Everard questions?
Maybe you could slytherin Moaning Myrtle?
Sam, I hate to Quirinus Quirrell with you, but are you making up new characters?
Do the mods hand out warnings for asking erroneous questions here?
You really haven’t heard of Moaning Myrtle??!?
May I plead temporary amnesia?
Just be sure to keep it wrapped, otherwise might you be at risk to contract hogwarts?