If we get a newcomer, can we send him or her out on a snape hunt?
If you show her your wand, will she show you her golden snitch?
Is she submissive to the werewolf, as in Fifty Shades of Greyback?
Are you Sirius?
Don’t these questions just keep rowling along?
Do hogs really have warts?
It is true “to Errol is human … to forgive divine”?
Is “Avada Kedavra” a combination of “abracadabra” and “Hava Nagilah”?
Why, I’d love a Nagilah, thank you–what’s in it?
Did Hebrew it just for you?
Can’t say for sure, but Israeli, raeli fresh – so why not have two?
Would that be kosher?
Do centaurs have split hooves?
Does that make them ungulates?
What behooves you to ask that?
Does the undulation of ungulates promote ululation?
Can you look to buy a mountain goat on Cragslist?
Are you just wanting to look at it?
Because it’s there?
Can we stage a production here of Sound of Music with CheshireKat as Maria?