You’re aware that I won’t shark responsibilities, but will porpoisefully mullet it over?
Would you like some humus with your humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa?
Do you have a license to carry that concealed triggerfish?
Am I supposed to go gar-dee-gar-dee-har-har over that?
Whale, unless I’m mis-hake-n, wasn’t it dolphinately hu-morey-ous?
Don’t you know, I keep my friends close and my anemones closer?
Isn’t it true of these jokes: the moray the merrier?
Will we all come to gREEF?
Is it too late to coral these puns in?
Oh, ain’t THAT parr for the course?
Why are you here?
Why, to fish of course, who wants to go fishing without a "Net?
Trolling for fish doesn’t require a net, does it?
(…just sayin’…)
I think it does not. Dont you?
Doesn’t fishing without a net give you a haddock? Or a pain deep down in your sole?
I would like to know is there a meeting in the other room?
Greetings SBGeek. Are you telling us to scale back; this thread is floundering due to our bass-ically bad puns?
Isn’t there always salmon who doesn’t like the jokes?
Isn’t making puns the sole ray-son for this board’s existence?
Well, aren’t you the master baiter?