Is it only me, or does this board sometimes slow to a trawl?
Does it appear that I’m greeting ghosts now?
As she Casper last breath, do you hear a faint boo?
Should we 'spect more spectral speculations?
Is a ghost chicken called a poultry-geist?
If you invite a chicken to dinner, is it a poultry-guest (assuming it’s not the main course)?
Isn’t Casper the ghost of Richie Rich?
Are you implying Casper or Richie Rich is a chicken?
Do Harveytoon characters have a phantom fandom?
Does this thread have even a ghost of a chance of succeeding?
Are you suggesting we secede and form our own forum?
Then who would inhabit this thread? Ghost writers?
WhoooOOOOooooooo said that?
If we form our own forum, may I be Master-at-Arms and carry a whip?
Oh, God, would you, please?
In a perfect world?
How much more perfect could it be?
If I put on stillettos can I get a chocolate fountain?
With fishnets?
Are we returning to yesterday’s cod-awful puns?