Would you prefer to sit 'round the campfire and sing, “Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat”?
Or would you prefer “tow, tow, tow your boat”?
You know I meant fishnet stockings, right?
What’s the NASDAQ symbol for that?
I don’t know the symbol, but do you realize how much I spent to drape myself in a fishnet?
Wouldn’t a few yards of sheer silk be cheaper?
Worked for Marilyn Monroe, didn’t it?
Oh great - now I’m supposed to buy a grate and a fan?
How 'bout feathers or balloons?
So we can keep the looners on the path?
Would that lead to a looner eclipse?
If eclipse the balloon, won’t it pop?
Was Ricky singing, “Ba-balloon” again?
So the loonies have some ‘splainin’ to do?
Since when can Canadian coins speak?
Do you put much currency in that rumor?
That wouldn’t make a lot of cents, would it?
What, no yen for that sort of thing?
At won time I did, baht I moved on - euro know what I mean?
Bet you think your dong hangs low, doncha?