Is there a slot in her back and a cork in her butt?
You’ve never taken an anatomy class, have you?
Never seriously, wouldn’t you say?
Have you been browsing the same porn sites as me today? 
Uh, GMTA?
Get Me To Amsterdam?
Grand Mal Theft Auto?
Guys Mention Tits n Ass?
Hey, did y’know I was just gonna say that?
Because you’re just a redneck sorta guy?
How often do rednecks get blue balls?
Do rednecks have the balls to juggle?
Is that Randy Newman playing in the background?
Do you mean the short guy?
Can he limbo without bending over?
How low can you go?
Is there anything below the center of the Earth?
Hot pockets?
Is that you, Jim?
