Is he one of your favorites, too?
I like him, but not as much as Steven Wright and Gilbert Gottfried, y’know?
Well, when can I rave about Jake Johannsen and the late Mitch Hedberg?
big yes to Steven Wright
Dunno - how about now?
Did you know, when the candle store burnt down, everybody stood around singing “Happy Birthday”?
Did you know “Happy Birthday” was written by the sisters Patty and Mildred Hill in 1893, although whether they composed the tune is in dispute?
Didn’t they write Good Morning To You?
Do you know that GD song is STILL under copyright?
Isn’t the title of that song “Good Morning to All”?
Are we all in our places with bright shiny faces?
Will this phosphorescent face cream NEVER wear off??
Has anyone seen my neon Super Glue?
Is it the fuchsia one or the chartreuse?
Here’s a mirror - now can you tell?
Can you determine if someone’s a vampire by the lack of mirrors in their house?
May I have time to reflect on that?
Am I supposed to imagine when you’ll move your sweet glass and answer?
Well aren’t you a silver-tongued devil?
Did you know, in “Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein” you can see Bela (Dracula) Lugosi’s reflection in the mirror just over his shoulder?
Did Dracula ever break up with a girl because she wasn’t his blood type?