Is he still at Hugo Chavez’s funeral?
What did Madonna see in him, anyway?
Madonna dated Hugo Chavez? :eek:
How do you define ‘dated’?
Are you saying that Madonna is dated and not eternal?
Well, that depends on which Madonna we’re talking about, doesn’t it?
Or are we talking about Diego Maradona since we’re into South America now?
Do you think Maradona will get a private audience with the Pope now?
I wish the new Pope had picked a papal name with lots of Roman numerals after it, don’t you?
The Pope, or Maradona - who has the real Hand of God?
Is Maradona even ALLOWED to use his hands?
Well, there’ve been quite a few Catholic priests who used their hands - and other parts - when they shouldn’t have, wouldn’t you say?
Did you know that the Catholics just got a new Pope?
Is he Catholic?
Does he shit in the woods?
Do you think he can bear not to?
Aren’t you ashamed of yourself?
Don’t you know me well enough by now not to have to ask that question?
Should I plead guilty, Your Honor?
Who’s honorable around here?