Wouldn’t I at least deserve an honorable mention?
What makes you think you deserve any kind of mention?
So we’re talking about umentionables now?
What the hell are umentionables?
You’ve seriously never heard underwear referred to as “unmentionables”?
Who talks like that???
Could it be geezers like me who want you off their lawn?
What do you do if you’re a geezer who doesn’t have a lawn?
What about taking the advice of 69 year old geezer Mick Jagger and telling them “Hey, you. Get off of my cloud”?
So now we’re talking washed-up has-beens?
If you’re a has-been, then what WERE you?
Are you always this fresh?
What makes you think you deserve better?
Must you always be putting other people down?
What if it makes me feel good about myself?
Who says you SHOULD feel good about yourself?
Is that a rhetorical question?
You mean like “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn”?
Who do you know named “Frankly”? 
Why don’t you call them Shirley?