Are you jesting?
You see me smiling?
Is that a ten-gallon hat or are you chust enjoying the show?
Has anyone ever actually tried pouring 10 gallons into one of those?
Ten gallons of what?
Who cares, because isn’t the point anyway just to piss off the cowboy?
Would you prefer to piss on the cowboy?
Isn’t it better to piss on the cowboy than to piss in his campfire?
Who here has urinary incontinence?
Er, come to think of it, which way is the little boys’ room?
Are you a priest?
Is a wide stance good enough?
How wide can you get?
Are you sure you can handle the truth?
Have you not seen how I handled your mother?
Can’t you leave my mother out of this?
Does anyone actually watch How I Met Your Mother?
You really think I could leave this out of your mother?
You really think my Mom would be impresssed by THAT little thing?
Why do you all have such a mother fixation, anyway?