Wouldn’t they have to know who their mothers were in order to have that?
Um… isn’t it more likely they don’t know who their fathers are than their mothers?
Who can tell with these guys?
Why don’t we let your mother answer that?
Maybe we could talk about my great-great-uncle Chuck now, just to change the subject?
You’d rather I put this in your great-great-uncle Chuck?
Ew, would you put that away, please?
So Chuck was of that persuasion?
Do you think I mentioned Chuck in order to discuss his sexual proclivities?
Why don’t you tell us about your visits to your great-great-uncle Chuck’s chuckwagon?
Can we talk about puppies now?
Are you a dog or a cat person?
Whaddya have against stoats?
Buddy if you want a stoat, why don’t you look right here in my pants?
Isn’t it uncomfortable smuggling them that way?
It is a doubled-edged sword isn’t it?
Is that a double-edged sword in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Just how tortured are these double entendres going to get?
Is that a double entendre in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
With my double entendre, wouldn’t you be the one who should be happy?