It looks gross, do you want me to cut it off?
How are you doing today?
Don’t you hate when some old lady on the freeway cuts you off?
What are you wearing Jake from State Farm?
I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful. I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful. (Is it working?)
Doesn’t Jake have full coverage?
How do I make money?
Code B, where are you from and what’s your favorite pet’s name?
What is the meaning of life?
You ARE Eliza, aren’t you?
Is this what things will be like when Skynet becomes self-aware?
What do you mean “when”?
Yeah, weren’t you invited to his coming-out party?
Oh, wait, you’re a [Dave], aren’t you?
Tell me, how do you feel about [Dave]?
Well, don’t y’know, it’s not ME, it’s the AI such as HAL who don’t seem to care for [Dave] very much?
How are you, [not ME, it’s the AI such as HAL who don’t seem to care for [Dave] very much]?
Tell me, how do you feel about [not ME, it’s the AI such as HAL who don’t seem to care for [Dave] very much]?
Incursive loop? Flip-flop? Why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air? Excuse me, Dr. Memory?
Is a bird in the hand worth two wrongs don’t make a Right Said Fred?